2 (not just 1) exorcised ghosts are up for auction Garden zombies hit the market – unclear if these were gnomes before they became the undead A giant pumpkin is being grown as a sailing vessel The gummi bear chandelier has been reinvented in acrylic (but it didn’t get any cheaper)

So when the woman in England’s Midlands got the official note that her gnomes had to go, did the official really think they were a fire hazard or just seized an opportunity to reduce the population by two?  (The gnome owner has prevailed – garden gnomes not currently deemed a fire hazard…)  It does seem [...]