It’s time to find out. The first offering on eBay that was strictly matter of fact yielded no takers (even with no reserve.) Not that anyone was that surprised. It takes some selling to make something like this attractive. As I’m getting ready to send ten copies off to the Museum of Bad Art, I [...]

Although I’m a bit behind with an update I’ve been hard at work. Alas, the first eBay attempt got no bids even with no reserve. But then I really didn’t “sell” too hard. I have however offered the print to the Museum of Bad Art and they’re willing to take it! With any additional copies [...]

I don’t know what the post title got you thinking but I’m betting it didn’t conjure this image.  If you think they’re both leering at you, well all I can say is it’s not the photograph. I’ve been meaning to do a serial project for some time but oddly enough when quirky things get talked [...]

This post is the promised continuation of How to promote your favorite artistic experiment as a masterpiece in 3 easy steps. It is a useful skill for writing longer and even more pretensious museum labels, being disarmingly snarky at boring coctail parties, or getting people to move large trash (like old servers) out of the [...]