It’s time to find out. The first offering on eBay that was strictly matter of fact yielded no takers (even with no reserve.) Not that anyone was that surprised. It takes some selling to make something like this attractive.
As I’m getting ready to send ten copies off to the Museum of Bad Art, [...]

It’s when the artist declares that the piece has achieved all his or her artistic goals (possibly the masterpiece of a lifetime) and the rest of us are left without words that things start to get interesting.