Art made from money – I suppose if it sells for more than it incorporates you’ve reached a profit.  I wonder if the Federal Reserve will bother pointing out that this is actually against the law (read the comments on that site for the exact citation.)

Another explanation for missing socks – I think I recognize the pink one in the front…

There’s nothing wrong with growing carrots – this perhaps the oddest known goal of a lottery winner but at least it’s a healthy one

Raindrop science – some of them really are hitting your head harder!

The guy who loves the American Flag – I can personally attest to the patriotic spirit of his yard