With all the media drama on housing, oil prices, and jobs I’ve noticed that alien abductions aren’t getting that much press.  That’s no reason not to be prepared.  And while this may be the pet rock of the new millennium, the folks at Earth Bound Dog have done what they can to get you back home if you were ever abducted by aliens, after having bought a dog tag. Have you thought about how to give directions to Earth from Alpha Centauri?

If you don’t get home safely from an alien abduction you can get your money back. AND it’s based on NASA research (or at least NASA doodles…) Plus it come with a rubber widget to silence the chain so the abducting aliens won’t find it right away,  and you can make your way to the friendly aliens. Too bad it doesn’t come with an alien identification chart, but you can’t have everything.